Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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