honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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