honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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