I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
