I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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