so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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