You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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