I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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