How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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