She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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