butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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