Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Ladies don't puke and tell
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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