It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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