i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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