I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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