It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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