sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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