Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Pappa wants mamma naked
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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