We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
its like you know when i get waxed