Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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