Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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