What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize