So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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