Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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