got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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