I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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