and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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