"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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