but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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