Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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