And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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