I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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