My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the day after is always just damage control
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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