He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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