God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
40s are totally the cure
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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