Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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