turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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