What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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