Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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