Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Randomize
