I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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