love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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