I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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