I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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