You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize