SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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