how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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