He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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