we're blogging at a bar
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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