How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I didn't notice because vodka
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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