We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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