why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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