belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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