i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
false alarm. still invincible.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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