are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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