dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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