Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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